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| Tagging We're
cooling out on the idea of tagging. Put stickers up on gas pumps
or other appropriate places. Read this
letter from a farmer who needs his SUV to haul his gear. Guerrillastickers.com will not be liable for your hospital bills or lawsuits. Be aware that the owners of SUVs and Fatmobiles tend to be violent, gun-owning Republicans. If you absolutely must tag, please be careful. If you must tag, skip the smaller SUVs, and stick to the monster trucks: Hummers, Expeditions, Excursions. If you tag frequently, buy a cell phone and be ready to dial 911 as you do your work. You don't have to sign up for cell phone service--any cell phone will dial into the 911 system. Tagging is easiest from a bike. Bikes can elude cars if there's a chase. Just head overland, or the wrong way down a one-way street. SUV drivers are reluctant to drive overland even though television ads for SUVs would make you think that's what they're built for. If you get caught, be cool. Just say, "Oh my! Gracious me! I thought this was Joey Spampanato's SUV!" Then tear off the sticker. "Sorry! We have sort of a bumper-sticker war, and his SUV looks just like yours!" Be friendly. If you're talking to a male, call him "Sir." This often confuses intellectual lightweights, leaving you an exit window. Apologize profusely, and leave. Do not get in a fight. If
you tag with a moving vehicle as your base, like a car, make sure
your license number is unlisted. In other words, if some nut gets
your license number make Do not get in a car chase.
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